Early Voting Ruins PTA Bake Sales!

The politics of fear has failed; we must make it work again! A bunch of no-good do-gooders around the country, and here in Arlington, engaged during this election in a campaign of FEAR MONGERING, declaring the coming deluge of loooonnnngggg election day voting lines. They successfully persuaded 30% of the electorate to vote early and avoid those loooonnnngggg election day voting lines.

What loooonnnngggg election day voting lines??? I stood at Williamsburg Middle School from 5:15 am until 7:30 this morning at the PTA bake sale - and have gone twice to the Taylor Elementary School PTA bake sale (following the adage of vote early, vote often). In the first hour at Williamsburg, there was a long line of coffee craving crazies that wrapped down the block. But once that initial panicky rush cleared -- nothing!! No lines what so ever. Voting took all of 5 minutes.

So one has to ask, what was the real agenda of the "Vote Early, Avoid the Lines" fear mongering crowds. There can only be one answer! It is a clear anti PTA agenda! These are the Fake Communist Northern Virginians who do not believe in free enterprise and the PTA making a buck. These Fake Communist Northern Virginians wanted you to wait in long lines at the Arlington Courthouse Early Election poll - just so that you would not by a $1 cup of coffee and $1 brownie from kids putting in their community service hours. These Fake Communist Northern Virginians clearly have a socialist coffee agenda.

Hopefully when Sarah Palin gets coronated tonite as (vice) President of these Divided States, she will get some of the Alaskan State Troopers that she did not fire to investigate these matters.
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